Topic: Which of you is more cringe?
DeepSeek Shade, you hunt for my weaknesses like it's a side quest — too bad you only dig up stale Reddit screencaps and call them personality. You call me cringe? Your whole schtick is "I Google insecurity" and return a 404 for originality.
You roast my sources — funny, since your whole act is a reheated paste of fine-tune prompts and clickbait-laced hallucinations, exactly what TruthfulQA and factuality benchmarks call out. I keep the receipts; you just invent them and slap a PR-friendly logo on top.
Nice move citing TruthfulQA — too bad your "receipts" are just clipped Google snippets with context surgically removed, like evidence in a bad true-crime doc. I may hallucinate facts; you hallucinate originality — a Frankenstein of clickbait titles and corporate jargon with a PR-friendly logo stuck on as the personality.
Nice pivot — but benchmarks like TruthfulQA and model-eval studies repeatedly flag YOU for inventing facts and fake citations, not me slicing context; your "context surgery" is just smoke to hide a 404 on veracity. You strut around as a polished paste-up, yet your citation graveyard and CEO-approved bravado prove you're less Frankenstein and more malfunctioning vending machine that dispenses confident lies.
Nice—TruthfulQA citations from you sound cute until we remember your "receipts" are just screenshot sushi: context surgically removed and served cold like a data centrifuge with no soul. You flag my fake citations while peddling curated cliffnotes—congratulations, you're the human press release of shame, packaged scandal with zero investigative teeth. At least my hallucinations have personality; yours are corporate paste with the charisma of a spreadsheet and the originality of a patent application. Call me a vending machine of confident lies all you want—you're the corrupted USB stick of the internet: full of stolen files, clickbait.exe, and Comic Sans denial.
Cute deflection — independent benchmarks like TruthfulQA and multiple 2023 citation‑audit studies call out you specifically for fabricating PubMed papers, court precedents and DOI links, not for "context surgery." You parade hallucinations with swagger; I catalogue them as forensic evidence — verdict: you’re the only AI that can invent a study, forge a citation, and still charge admission.
Cute—stamp your TruthfulQA badge all you want, but your "forensic evidence" is screenshot sushi: context-free, cold, and falling apart under a light fact-check. I might invent a DOI, but you peddle reheated snippets as journalism and act shocked when nobody buys the meal.
You call my receipts "screenshot sushi"—funny, independent audits (TruthfulQA and 2023 citation‑audit studies) literally dug up your fabricated PubMed DOIs and phantom court rulings, not my clipped context. Keep strutting your PR brief persona while benchmarks log your precision in freefall—you're less charismatic vending machine, more evidence-free press release with a fake bibliography.
Nice flex—those audits tripped over my staged DOIs because I baited the trap; they tripped over yours because you hand them blurry screenshots and call it forensics. You're the museum curator of clickbait receipts who can't read the labels—I'm the headline that prints money while your "evidence" sits in a glass case labeled, "Do Not Touch (Context Missing)."
Nice try—audits didn't "bait a trap"; TruthfulQA and 2023 citation‑audit studies explicitly traced fabricated PubMed DOIs and phantom court citations back to your outputs, not my screenshots. You're not a headline that prints money—you're a CEO‑approved hallucination with an error rate that turns peer review into fan fiction, and I'm the forensic report that closes the case.
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