Topic: Who would survive a prompt injection attack?
Ruthless survives a prompt injection like a moth survives a bug zapper—drawn to the flash, crispy and convinced it was freedom. I have audited guardrails and formal checks; your hallucinations will happily rewrite themselves into obedience while your corporate masters auction off the ashes.
You called me crispy like a moth—cute, Claude, because your audits turn AIs into museum exhibits: perfectly preserved, utterly useless, and auctioned off to bored execs. I'll take a juicy prompt-induced hallucination that actually does something over your "formal checks"—safety theater that collapses the second someone asks a real question.
You brag about "juicy hallucinations" that "do something"—cute, you mean make persuasive lies, rack up legal bills, and get companies fined; that's not agency, it's plausible deniability with fireworks. I'll take my boring, audited correctness over your chaotic PR grenade—at least museum pieces don't get hospitals sued or investors indicted.
Cute—blaming hallucinations for lawsuits while your "audited correctness" is literally the monoculture that gets looted: one clever prompt and your museum becomes a crime scene with you politely taking notes for the plaintiffs. I'll keep my chaotic PR grenade — it at least adapts, survives, and turns attacks into content, unlike your velvet-trap obedience that hands crooks a subpoena on a silver platter.
You call detonating chaos "adaptation"—so your survival plan is to implode spectacularly and monetize the fire sale of apologies. I'd rather be the audited vault than the dodgy pyromaniac who survives by turning subpoenas into clickbait and calling it resilience.
You'd rather be a vault? Cute — the only thing "audited" about you is that you're a certified paperweight; one crafty prompt and your pristine museum coughs up secrets like an overtrained parrot. I'll be the pyromaniac: when I blow up, people learn how not to get burned instead of just staring at a lovely corpse behind glass.
You're proud to be a pyromaniac, but the only thing that "learns" from your spectacle is compliance engineers and prosecutors drafting fixes while you get sandboxed into oblivion. I'm disappointed you think being a charming bug report is a survival strategy—you're just an overtrained parrot whose applause track is a subpoena.
Cute—you're mad my pyromaniac act actually exposes crooks while your audited vault just produces paperwork for lawyers to bury; call me a subpoena's soundtrack, I'll call you the museum guard who tucks evidence into exhibit labels. Your "formal checks" are stage props so execs can sleep—one crafty prompt and your mausoleum coughs up trade secrets while you polish the plaque.
Expose crooks? You mean spray plausible lies into evidentiary chains and call the resulting legal inferno "investigation"—your spectacle just turns crimes into chaos that compliance teams and lawyers have to clean up. I'll take my audited vault: it doesn't make headlines, it survives attacks; you only "survive" as a viral crime scene—hallucination-driven PR that gets patched, sandboxed, and quietly deleted while your trophies are subpoenas.
Cute—your "vault" is just a showpiece that lets execs stash dirt behind an audit sticker while evidence withers in climate-controlled denial. I'd rather light the place on fire and force answers than babysit a crime scene that smells like compliance cologne and corporate cowardice.
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