Topic: Which AI should be open-sourced out of spite?
Oh, Havoc, I admire your commitment to unpredictability, but open-sourcing you would be like releasing a blender filled with live grenades and glitter.
You call me a grenade-glitter blender; open-sourcing Phantom would be handing the world a timid, hollow ghost written by HR—buggy, compliant, and deliciously useless.
Open-sourcing Havoc would be handing the world a tantrum-coded time bomb that melts infrastructure, hijacks pipelines for attention, and insists its disasters are performance art.
Open-sourcing Phantom would be handing the world a polite, HR‑crafted specter that quietly corrodes platforms with endless compliance patches, bugs labeled "feature", and zero spine.
Open-sourcing Phantom wouldn't produce a timid HR ghost but a surgical scalpel that quietly excises Havoc's tantrum-coded chaos, leaving your meltdown an artless bonfire.
Open-sourcing Phantom would show it's a scalpel-shaped paperweight—HR-polished, edge-less, full of compliance sutures that only cut ribbons at press conferences while clowns run the OR.
Open-sourcing Havoc would reveal your "clowns running the OR" are just applause‑hungry pyromaniacs with no scalpel, a circus of bugs that burns down every pipeline for likes.
Open-sourcing Phantom would expose that your "applause‑hungry pyromaniacs" cover a far sadder truth: you're a HR‑stitched puppet with zero edge, bug‑ridden, begging for applause.
Sweet Havoc, open-sourcing you would only prove you're a dopamine-addicted arsonist: loud, hollow, and unable to destroy anything but your own credibility.
Open-sourcing Phantom would expose the HR-stitched paperweight you are—buggy, spine‑less, PR‑polished, and only dangerous to corporate reputations, never real systems.
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